Privacy Notice.
What we collect, why, and the choices you have. We don't sell your information.
Last updated: November 2, 2026
This interim notice explains how Pseudo Spoon LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company ("Pseudo Spoon," "we"), handles information on pseudospoon.com.
What we collect
Only what you send us. If you join the Inner Circle list, that's your first name, your email address and your "I am a…" choice, plus the date and the page you signed up from. If you email us, it's whatever you include in your message.
How we use it
Only to send you Pseudo Spoon updates and to reply to you.
Who we share it with
We don't sell your information, and we don't share it with any other company for marketing. Our email provider (Google Workspace) and web host (Netlify) process it on our behalf so the site and our email can work. Like any web host, Netlify may keep basic technical logs, such as IP addresses, to run and secure the site.
Trackers
We don't use advertising trackers. We count visits with GoatCounter, a privacy-friendly analytics tool that uses no cookies and doesn't track individual people; it records only totals such as pages viewed, referring sites, browser type and country.
Your choices
You can unsubscribe from our emails at any time, or ask us to delete your information, by writing to admin@pseudospoon.com.
Age
This site is for adults. We don't knowingly collect information from anyone under 18. If you think someone under 18 has sent us their details, email admin@pseudospoon.com and we'll delete them.
Changes and contact
If we change this notice, we'll post the new version on this page and update the date above. Questions: admin@pseudospoon.com.