The Work Itself
Original art is a physical asset. It needs proper storage, condition care, documentation and a plan for what happens to it over time. That's where we start: with the piece on the wall, in the crate or in the vault.
Art & real-world-asset consulting · Opening soon
Real Art. Real Assets. Bend Reality.
Consulting for collectors and artists who want their work protected, provenanced and built for the long run.
Pseudo Spoon is an art and real-world-asset consulting studio. We help collectors and artists understand what they own, document where it came from, and plan how it's stored, valued and cared for, with a long-term vision of vaulted galleries that represent art and artists worldwide.
- Provenance first. Condition always.
- Real art. Real records.
- Rest in pieces? We'd rather frame them.
- Old-world craft. New-world records.
- Vaulted galleries: targeting 2028
- Plans, not promises
Two Realms. One Work of Art.
The physical piece and its digital record, connected.
The Record of Truth
Every serious piece deserves a clear record of provenance, condition, location and ownership history. We help build and organize that record digitally, so the story of a work stays tied to the real, physical piece and doesn't get separated from it.
What We Do, and Where We're Going
Consulting today. Vaulted galleries tomorrow.
Now: Art & Collection Consulting
Collection Review
A clear inventory of what you own: documentation, condition notes, photography and gaps in the record.
Provenance & Records
Tracing and organizing a work's history, from certificates and invoices to exhibition and ownership records, and keeping it in one secure digital record tied to the physical piece.
Storage, Care & Logistics
Practical guidance on storage, climate, handling, display and documentation. When a piece needs a specialist, we connect you with appraisers, conservators and fine-art shippers.
Artist Advisory
Helping artists document their body of work, care for originals and editions, and think about representation in new ways.
Next · long-term goals
The Vault & Gallery Vision
Vision // I
Vaulted Galleries
High-end gallery spaces built around secure, climate-controlled vaults, where art is shown, stored and cared for under one roof.
Vision // II
A New Kind of Representation
Signing and representing artists in new ways, with their work documented, protected and presented to a global audience.
Vision // III
Art Embassies
Physical showrooms and vault locations around the world. Our target is to begin opening them around 2028.
Future plans and timelines are goals, not commitments, and may change.
Dürer never saw a rhino. He drew one anyway, from a letter and a sketch, and people are still looking 500 years later.
Good art outlives the people calling it dead. We're here for the art.
Enter the Inner Circle
Be first to hear about consulting availability, artist partnerships and the first Pseudo Spoon vault gallery.
Online signups aren't open yet. Until they are, email admin@pseudospoon.com and we'll add you by hand.